I just wanted to clear a few thing up.

1.) I AM in Santa Monica now. It is sunny out and I like it!

2.) I did NOT slip heroin into Eryn's breakfast. I don't need to, She does it herself.

3.) I saw Arnold (the governator) the other day. The rumors are true, his skin is leathery.


I am doing well. Its very strange living here, because I'm still trying to get used to the fact that EVERYBODY is inconsiderate and has fake tits! It'll get better. At least I can probably stop feeling ill about seeing every woman's face not move when she laughs, because she had her muscles paralized ON PURPOSE! Oh well. Everybody has their own thing right?
I've got to go. I have an appointment to fill my lips with whale fat, and boy, am I excited!

Posted by Danielle @ 3:58 PM | 2 Comments